the bio

Born in Jonesboro, Arkansas. Yeah, yeah...me and the Reverend Clinton (Uncle Bill, as my daddy says). And we both had the same slogan: Anything to get out of Arkansas. Went to university in Boston. Got an AFROTC scholarship in Aerospace Engineering. Engineering and I had a falling out and haven't spoken since. We'll speak no more of that. Pbbbt. Pbbbbt.

Got married in October 2005. (yippee) Now I'm living in the Lakes region with Henri, the cavalier king charles spaniel; Buckley, the other cavalier king charles spaniel; Clementine, the vizsla (hungarian pointer); and, the Missus (the Mrs? the Ms's?) Gina. For tax purposes, I will no longer be listing my occupation as hedonist or bon vivant as my CPA put the ki-bosh on that. That wacky IRS and their silly little rules. Yet, being gainfully employeed seems so pedistrian. Alas, such is life. It's comcastic. (snort)